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San Francisco Chronicle 1990, p.F10
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: "Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
In a Copenhagen airline office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
In Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
In a Zürich hotel: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for that purpose."
A sign posted in a German park: "It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose."
From a brochure from a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger on foot have in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor
San Francisco Chronicle 1990, p.F10
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: "Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
In a Copenhagen airline office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
In Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
In a Zürich hotel: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for that purpose."
A sign posted in a German park: "It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose."
From a brochure from a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger on foot have in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor